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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:36
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Eating More of These Foods May Lower Your Cancer Risk by 8%, New Study Suggests - EatingWell
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
No way
Why would Hugh Grant cheat on Elizabeth Hurley?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Why is social media so anti-fee speech, and have they become total BS?
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Scottie Scheffler Calls US Open at Oakmont 'The Hardest Golf Course...Maybe Ever' - Bleacher Report
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manny Machado, pitching power Padres to series win over Brewers - San Diego Union-Tribune
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Europe cuts interest rates as Trump's tariffs loom - BBC
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..